I’m not sure exactly when it happened, but it seems that within the past few years gender reveal parties have…
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Locket Give mom a timeless gold locket, complete with a photo of you that she can wear close to her…
Dear Meghan Markle, First of all, I want to congratulate you on your acting in the show Suits, trying to…
This year’s Met Gala theme was “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” so what did your outfit do to…
To Whom It May Concern, I am Chris’ doctor. Per a thorough and totally real examination, Chris can’t make it…
1. Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes were invented by John Harvey Kellogg to discourage masturbation (seriously: Google it). Right after you’ve murdered…
Let me take you on a journey… to the Lego Store on Fifth Avenue. It’s the one near the newly…
Welcome back, you baking nuts! I know it’s been a while since my last post, but with the rolling blackouts,…
Bright and warm the sun now shines out of my ass, every single morning! You want to know why? I…
It is with heavy hearts, that Creg… sorry, Craig (sp?) and I announce that we are respectfully separating after our…