I don’t know what to tell you. You should’ve seen this coming. You were asking too much of me and…
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Buttermilk: This doesn’t technically ever go bad right? Keep. Capers: What are they? No one knows. They give the condiment shelf…
A fulfilling hobby A sense of humor Emotional stability Bigfoot A winning lottery ticket Our dear Lord and Savior Jesus…
She was at a stable 20% throughout the holiday season, but fuck! Your grandma just dipped to 2% out of…
1. Hunt for quarters in the couch cushions. While you’re there, you might find some potato chip crumbs and loose…
1. Clean out your garden: Spring is here and it’s time to clean your garden and remove all remnants of…
Name’s Jefff. That’s right, three f’s. One more f than you’re comfortable with. I know why you’re here. You need someone one-upped. You…
You feel the dread, don’t you? The doubt over your continued survival? You’re thinking of all the exotic diseases you…
You’ve probably heard that virtual reality is all the rage these days, but did you know that before VR, there…
What’s for dinner tonight – disappointment and Cup Noodles again? We know you work 70 hours a week between at…