A concept held to be true by online and brick-and-mortar shoppers, storegatory is a realm where a store that is…
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I’m not sure exactly when it happened, but it seems that within the past few years gender reveal parties have…
Locket Give mom a timeless gold locket, complete with a photo of you that she can wear close to her…
Dear Meghan Markle, First of all, I want to congratulate you on your acting in the show Suits, trying to…
This year’s Met Gala theme was “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” so what did your outfit do to…
To Whom It May Concern, I am Chris’ doctor. Per a thorough and totally real examination, Chris can’t make it…
1. Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes were invented by John Harvey Kellogg to discourage masturbation (seriously: Google it). Right after you’ve murdered…
Let me take you on a journey… to the Lego Store on Fifth Avenue. It’s the one near the newly…
Welcome back, you baking nuts! I know it’s been a while since my last post, but with the rolling blackouts,…
Bright and warm the sun now shines out of my ass, every single morning! You want to know why? I…