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Halloween, as a young-ish adult, is generally about having fun, drinking, wearing tasteless costumes, and possibly sexing up the cutie…
Are you a neckbeard? Of course you’re not. But you might know one. Does he want to change his lifestyle?…
Of all the dismaying details from yesterday when I set your house on fire, none are more disturbing than this:…
Here you are again, at a complete loss for words. Perhaps you accidentally made eye contact with your rag-clad caddy.…
In support of man’s ongoing quest for knowledge, I present to you a small, unedited list of the search terms…
I’m sorry, honey. I screwed up. I should have told you I would be home late. I should have told…
While at work, walk to your coworker’s cubicle instead of emailing. That way the two of you can check to…
Whether you’ve been laid off after twenty years in advertising sales or finally want to be the “cool dad” just…
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