Ladies! Don’t settle. Wait for the one! More specifically, the one who sends you flirty late-night texts and then tells…
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Is it braggy to say I achieved my fitness goals in the aughts? Seriously, I’m not really in bad shape.…
1) Text him something simple like “Hey!” Then send him a picture of a dead bird. 2) Send a follow-up text…
It’s that time of year again. It’s the time when we reflect on the past year, and make resolutions for…
We’re taking 6th Avenue. Despite usual traffic, you will arrive at your destination by 4 p.m. Okay, let’s go! In…
Explain Kwanzaa to Your Aunt Pat Every year the day after Christmas, Aunt Pat forgets Kwanzaa is a cultural celebration…
In a safety deposit box In your old VCR in that slot where the videotape goes in In your cowboy…
Dry shampoo: A grown-ass woman’s personal Jesus Christ. If the memes are true, all of our scalps are comprised of…
What you will need: A sledgehammer An old tire placed on its side An overwhelming sense of rage Workout…
Diabetes runs in my family. My mother has it. My grandmother had it. Chances are good that if I keep…