1. Refuse to stop giggling anytime someone mentions Santa coming down a chimney. 2. Offered to give the mall Santa a…
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Christmas is just around the corner, which means it’s time to figure out what presents to get the loved ones…
Hi, this is really embarrassing, but I’d like to return these Christmas shoes. This is crazy but apparently, last Christmas,…
The holiday season is upon us, and we at Dillard & Humm Fruitcake Factory are bringing more of the same…
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Dear Jesús: Thank you for your letter. Due to hurricane-related postal delays, this reply may not reach you until January.…
1. Canadian Milk Style: Coke in a paper bag 2. Easy on the Pickles: 5,000 pickles, no bread 3. Fries NBA: Fries…
Dear Human, I am writing to notify you that I am resigning from my position as your fidget spinner, effective…
“We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most…
It’s almost time to see – what’s it going to be? An ambitious little he, or a bossy little she?…