Of all the dismaying details from yesterday when I set your house on fire, none are more disturbing than this:…
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Here you are again, at a complete loss for words. Perhaps you accidentally made eye contact with your rag-clad caddy.…
In support of man’s ongoing quest for knowledge, I present to you a small, unedited list of the search terms…
I’m sorry, honey. I screwed up. I should have told you I would be home late. I should have told…
While at work, walk to your coworker’s cubicle instead of emailing. That way the two of you can check to…
Whether you’ve been laid off after twenty years in advertising sales or finally want to be the “cool dad” just…
1. Your Dad’s Overstretched College Sweater Search the bottom of that box in the garage for your father’s old college…
One of the best ways to feel inspired and self-reflect is staring whimsically out your window with a sense of…
As a longtime performance clown of suburban septic systems, I feel it’s necessary to clear the air. Not all sewer…
To my sweet guy: You may have some questions about what’s happening to your body. Your implanted brain is going…