My papa had just returned from the farm when I caught my first glimpse of Eyes Wide Shut. I stood…
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It started out innocently. At first, when you stuck your hands under the faucet, the water wouldn’t turn on, so…
Dear Idaho, If I eat one more mashed potato I WILL DIE. I need you to stop. I know what…
You ever hear about a couple so perfect for each other, your heart can’t help but soar? Like that couple…
Dear HGTV, Look, I agreed to be on the Property Brothers’ show Property Brothers because my wife goes fucking apeshit…
Hey there potential student! Feeling down about all those students of color being accepted over you? Even though you worked…
Hey Errybody! LOL! What’s up all my Facebook amigos? You doing good? You’re about to be doing better! I’m going…
The-I-Was-Playing-With-My-Camera-and-It-Accidentally-Took-This-Flattering-Picture-of-Me Nature Preserve North-Central New Mexico The NPS is thrilled to welcome visitors to the hidden gem nestled among the…
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Common rules of human decency, neighborly courtesy and societal contracts dictate that we should pick up after our canine best…