Dear HGTV, Look, I agreed to be on the Property Brothers’ show Property Brothers because my wife goes fucking apeshit…
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Hey there potential student! Feeling down about all those students of color being accepted over you? Even though you worked…
Hey Errybody! LOL! What’s up all my Facebook amigos? You doing good? You’re about to be doing better! I’m going…
The-I-Was-Playing-With-My-Camera-and-It-Accidentally-Took-This-Flattering-Picture-of-Me Nature Preserve North-Central New Mexico The NPS is thrilled to welcome visitors to the hidden gem nestled among the…
Here at Robot Butt, we are always impressed with the insightful nature of our audience, and we want to share…
Common rules of human decency, neighborly courtesy and societal contracts dictate that we should pick up after our canine best…
1. The average age of the 1,300 audience members is 57. The average color is white. You sit among 1,300…
I didn’t plan on hiring a personal press secretary, but when opportunity knocks, you take it. Opportunity knocked into me…
I don’t understand why the picture of Beyoncé with her newborn twins has gone viral and this picture of my…
Dear Cyndi, Just who in the hell do you think you are??? Taking phone calls at odd hours of the…