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To Whom It May Concern, Please find attached my resume in response to the job listing on Farmjobs.com for a Hen House…
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Interrogation Transcript North Pole Detention Camp Location: [REDACTED] Douglas Fleischer-Hughes, liberal activist, atheist, and professor of Sociology at Oberlin College…
1. Ho ho ho! It’s that most wonderful time of the year again when everyone breaks out the eggnog and…
Are you looking at your Christmas (that’s right, Christmas – we WON the war) tree this year and thinking, “My…
From: Ron.OConnell@DurkinHerd.com To: Employees of Durkin Herd Subject: Ground Rules for Our Fifth Annual Office Holiday Grab Bag Hey Everyone,…
Santa, Wow. What a year. Can you believe it? I’m the president! The ultimate winner! Are you jealous? It’s okay,…
Whole Foods Checkout Girl: You see her every time you get groceries. You pine for her even though you know…