1. You’re a grizzled old character. 2. You’re many times smarter than a normal human. 3. You have enhanced eyesight.…
Browsing: Articles
MILWAUKEE—A research team at the Wallace A. Reinhardt Medical Institute has begun clinical trials to determine the effectiveness of refusing…
Despite having spent the last 50 years hitting dead-ends, having trails go cold, and consistently turning in his badge and…
First, we got The Mandalorian and his Mando pal’s show The Book of Boba Fett. Then came the eponymous series…
I’ll start by thanking you for this unique opportunity to wield my influence over consumers by taking a few moments…
Hey. It’s me. The wombat whose perfect, square-shaped turds you heard about. Maybe you first saw me on the Discovery…
As the 33rd Governor of the great state of South Dakota I’ve been burnishing my credentials to be Donald Trump’s…
The lost letter of Jim Bowie Recently, the lost journal of early American icon and Alamo defender, Colonel James Bowie,…
PORTLAND—Patrons of last Friday’s comedy open mic at Milton’s Taproom received a surprise when one performer uttered a sentence that…
I’m not going to sue or anything. I’m just going to complain online a whole bunch and try to get…