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Dear Community, Despite concerns about the coronavirus pandemic, we have decided to hold our annual Arkadelphia Writing Conference this week.…
1. Wryly raising an eyebrow 2. Curtsying deeply while humming “God Save the Queen” 3. Trading mock-flirty air kisses 4.…
Dear Mr. Joker, Thank you for your submission to our humble comedy website. Every week we receive hundreds of phenomenal…
Regular folks will freak out, which is always fun to watch. Neurotics will go absolutely apeshit in a more dramatic-than-usual…
Is that eleven packs of Kirkland Signature 2-Ply Bath Tissues in your shopping cart or are you just happy to…
Hey! Sorry to bother you, I know you’re busy and this is probably nothing, it’s just… Okay, so Hands and…
Credit: Gage Skidmore Look, I like Elizabeth Warren. I like her a lot. Her policies might be a little left-leaning…
Congratulations on surviving another term in the Trump Dynasty! They told our beloved God Emperor it couldn’t be done, and…
Hey, ya jerks. Remember me? Edward Foster, the town germaphobe? Or as you all used to call me, “Crazy Eddie.”…