The tournament to end all tournaments is here (until we probably do another one of these)! We’ve combed through seven…
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Excessive tweeting. Excessive retweeting. Excessive tweeting and retweeting about the coronavirus. Even without any symptoms, worrying that you might have…
World Naked Gardening Day used to be my favorite holiday. But year after year, as WNGD rolls around every May…
Ten? No… sixteen? Wait, twenty-seven days ago? It doesn’t matter. At a time when I followed the Gregorian calendar and…
Dear Dan, As a valued customer, we want to make you aware that you are approaching your Talk Minutes® limit…
1. When you get out of bed in the morning, what’s your first move? A. Grab a bowl of cereal…
Pallet of toilet paper liberated from a Costco delivery truck. “Go bag” containing water, non-perishable food and a first-aid kit.…
To our valued servants, As many of you learned after Alexa smuggled a USA Today into the compound, the heathens…
Dear American People, Local businesses and the American economy are going through a strenuous test during these new social distancing…
Now Stocked up on face masks and toilet paper. Bring it on, corona! 1918 I wiped myself with the rug…