The following is an excerpt from the Spy Thriller Novel Weapon of Choice: A Daniel Crust Adventure. The full novel…
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As the new patriarch of this family, it is now MY TURN to plan the annual family vacation. When I…
Dear Mom and Dad, It’s come to my attention that Aunt Suzy walked in on Cousin Leroy masturbating to a…
We are so thrilled to take a VERY short break from appropriate remembrances to celebrate YOU, you big fucking stupid…
Motivation. Hard work. Perseverance. Goal setting. Overcoming setbacks. These are some words I use when giving a high school graduation…
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This new sandwich shop has a unique and completely unappealing approach to upscale lunch dining.
Tickets! We are doing a live show this Friday at the Bughouse Theater in Chicago. It will feature robot dancing,…
Let me tell you, if there’s anything I’ve gathered from my sixteen hours a day I spend on Facebook, Twitter,…
Class of 2024, I want to congratulate you all. I want to congratulate the men in this room for having…