Hey, what’s up, chump? It’s me, your twenty-fourth birthday. Mom wanted me to remind you to take your dishes up…
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Hello shamans, wellness bloggers, and white women who burn incense and call themselves witches, We hope this newsletter finds you…
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I need to focus on being a good person again. That’s why I pulled you aside, while you were boiling…
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Source: Glenn Francis/Pacific Pro Digital Photography Pop star Taylor Swift has recently begun to throw out her political opinions, but…
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