Oh, here we go. Great. So you’ve been schlepping around Walmart and you spotted me. “Look, a bird!” you say,…
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No one wants to travel to work like a loser, but the sad reality is that most commuters really don’t…
This past week, a video edited to make it appear as though Nancy Pelosi’s mental health is deteriorating began circulating…
So you found my Gentle Glide tampons under the sink whilst looking for another roll of toilet paper. You might…
You may not know my face, but you know my voice. You know my hands, too. Oh, do you know…
If you look in the toilet and are mortified at what is staring back at you, you’ve come to the…
Every Sunday millions of Americans file into churches all across the country and look up at the svelte, tortured physique…
When I mow my lawn, I am an agent of destruction. An entire cosmos exists beneath our feet and from…
Look, guys. You’re an adult now, and that means dressing the part – get yourself a nice suit. They’re not…
They been votin’ in the statehouse Cuz they ain’t got nothin’ to lose And finally got what they been wantin’…