In 2009, I was the toast of the Beta Theta Pi house at Duke University. Everyone was saying, “Did you…
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Hey guys, can we chat for a second? Look. I realize that coal mining can be a wild business sometimes.…
What did I tell you! You refused to believe that the folder on my desktop full of videos of naked…
1969: Neil Armstrong becomes the first human to walk on the moon, broadcasting back to Earth the immortal words, “By…
Mass shootings. None of us want to be a part of them. But if you live in the United States,…
Source: Netflix Let’s face it, folks, some marriages just aren’t built to last. And when you add kids into the…
Welcome one and all to this great land, a land of opportunity and freedom… There has never been a beacon…
To: Leigh Webber (leigh@wegothisyouguys.com) From: Montgomery Britterage (montgomery@wegotthisyouguys.com) Hi, Leigh, I’m sorry we haven’t been able to catch up about…
Dear fuckhead, I’m not sorry for flipping you off. Yeah I’m talking to you, guy in the Porsche SUV who…
We sent multiple crews of planets out across our planet to planet the planet in ways never before seen. Our…