Unless you live under a glacier, you know the polar vortex is engulfing the Midwest in a record-setting deep freeze…
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You, sir, are not very skilled. Unless you were trying to assist the other team, in which case, may I…
Me: Hi, it’s July 1969 and we’re here in Karen’s bedroom. We were supposed to go to the beach, but…
It’s 3 a.m. when I hear a loud thud downstairs. I gently, respectfully, tenderly, shove my husband out of bed…
Let me start off by saying I’m quite surprised by how many of you expressed disappointment in our decision not…
When I was younger, there was nothing I loved more than a good prank. Filling a neighbor’s gas tank with…
The top toys of 2018 were all about unicorn poop! A magical unicorn making dookie fun through multi-colored doo doo…
Yes, I hear my car alarm going off. Of course I hear it, how could I not? Do you think…
Good afternoon. Yes, it’s me Science. I know what you’re thinking. “Eww! Science is a girl?!” Listen, if God can…
I am appalled seeing how far this country has fallen, voting for officials who engage in cussing and free will.…