On December 4th, 2018, Michael Avenatti announced that he would not run for president in 2020. This announcement was mourned…
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I’ve never been one for conspiracy theories, but more and more I’m starting to believe Tila Tequila that the Illuminati…
The Seattle Grunge Logo: Depressed hockey stick Colors: Earth-tone plaid Mascot: Googly-eyed Kurt Cobain The Seattle Java Junkies Logo: Fightin’…
1. City Hall – A reminiscent mix of wet plastic and soiled garbage. Top notes of leather briefcases. Finishes with…
Hi everyone, and Happy Hanukkah! I’m here to share with you my Uncle Henry’s recipe for delicious potato latkes. My…
Netflix is excited to announce its newest talk show! It has a name, but that name is not important. You…
Season’s greetings and happy holidays from our family to yours! And by “yours,” we mean a family that’s less wealthy…
The Conners (Roseanne without Roseanne) The Huxtables (The Cosby Show without Bill Cosby) Son (Sanford and Son without Sanford) Uber…
Year 1: You can finally fart in front of each other. Magical! Year 2: Something unreturnable from Etsy. Year 3:…
Wood Mill Pre-K Dragons: 3 Ford Early Day School Titans: 2 The highly anticipated championship game between the juggernaut Dragons…