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“I’m not an anti-Semite. I’m anti-Termite” – Louis Farrakhan Hi anti-Semites! I’m exhausted trying to keep up with your fun…
DISCLAIMER: I realize that whining about the heat in my car makes me a privileged turd. Clearly, there are far…
The Dodgers are back in the World Series and boy, I wish my dad was here to see this. Pop…
Guys, I’m fine. We weren’t even that serious. I hope he’s happy, I really do. It’s not like I’m going…
Merriam-Webster defines winning as gaining, resulting in, or relating to victory in a contest or competition. The best way to…
You should never have to borrow money to support your monster mashing. If you ever have to switch to the…
Donate your white sheet to the Salvation Army. Help a neighbor’s cellulite disappear. Make friends with roadkill. Offer to hang…
Most people catch the showbiz bug when they’re young, and I was no different. Ever since I was eight years…
1. Casual Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays 2. Water bottle that reads, “You are the 99%” 3. Brown bag lunches with…