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My Joseph is the quintessential perfect white son. I worry about him, his freedom and sense of agency, and the…
“But while [the authors] conclude that it is technically possible to achieve the rapid changes required to avoid 2.7 degrees…
Don’t worry, nosy stranger, there’s nothing that unusual about our harvest festival. All across the world, there are harvest festivals…
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Dear Mom, You’re watching me write this from the bushes outside my window, but I’m pretending not to see you.…