To Whom It May Concern, I am Chris’ doctor. Per a thorough and totally real examination, Chris can’t make it…
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Welcome to the Conceptual Cage Match, a column asking all the hard-hitting questions you never knew you had. Today we…
For anyone who ever doubted Kanye West’s talent for fashion design, look no further than his most recent Yeezy Mama…
Have you been moping around with PFHDD (Post-Fuller House Depressive Disorder) since the end of season three in 2017? Well,…
[Present: VP Marketing, SVP Marketing, EVP Marketing] VP Marketing: As you know, the focus of today’s meeting is to discuss expansion…
Dear Scrabble Bigwigs, Look up the definition of “trying too hard” and you know what you’ll find? Trick question. Nothing,…
Bill’s breathing was heavy, labored. Sweat poured down his brow, hair sticking to his forehead. His goggles fogged, and he…
Dr. Mike Hanek is a relationship expert, addiction specialist, and board-certified psychotherapist. He has spent his 35-year career answering your…
1. Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes were invented by John Harvey Kellogg to discourage masturbation (seriously: Google it). Right after you’ve murdered…
Let me take you on a journey… to the Lego Store on Fifth Avenue. It’s the one near the newly…