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It’s been rough lately, so it’s okay that you aren’t making much progress in therapy. Try out one of these…
The Fake News Mainstream Media wants you to believe that our fearless leader is losing his mental stability. We the…
Day 1: Stedman will not be the First Gentleman; Gayle will be the First Lady. Day 2: No more Bibles…
Dear Twitter, Fan Fiction, and the Internet: This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your actions including…
Air Mattress Pump: Toss into a nearby occupied room and roleplay a biological terror attack. Ashtray (But You Quit Smoking):…
I tried Mucinex, but could still feel slime inching its way down the back of my throat in a way…
Ladies! Don’t settle. Wait for the one! More specifically, the one who sends you flirty late-night texts and then tells…
I am like, really smart. Anybody who knows me will tell you the exact same thing. And though I know…
In today’s “fake news” society, it’s more important than ever to seek out knowledge, to always be willing to read…