1. She once ordered from the Cheesecake Factory Fit N’ Flirty cocktail menu. 2. She has a generally gregarious personality and…
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1) Text him something simple like “Hey!” Then send him a picture of a dead bird. 2) Send a follow-up text…
Hooray! It’s finally time to ring in the new year! As you’re planning for 2018, now’s a great time to do…
It’s that time of year again. It’s the time when we reflect on the past year, and make resolutions for…
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Explain Kwanzaa to Your Aunt Pat Every year the day after Christmas, Aunt Pat forgets Kwanzaa is a cultural celebration…
In a safety deposit box In your old VCR in that slot where the videotape goes in In your cowboy…
Get General Kelly to like me (send him a MAGA hat). Ask Ivanka to ask Pence to ask Kelly to…
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