You feel the dread, don’t you? The doubt over your continued survival? You’re thinking of all the exotic diseases you…
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You’ve probably heard that virtual reality is all the rage these days, but did you know that before VR, there…
Recent studies have found that, due to employees streaming games on their phones and laptops, employers lose between $2.3 and $4…
Hey you. Yeah you, you stupid fuck. You see any other mouth-breathing moron staring at his phone instead of the…
Hi honey! After the Oscars I finally watched that movie you said you liked, Lady Bird. The one you said,…
Claire, get off your phone. Claire, get off your phone. Claire, get off your phone. Thanks. Anyway, we have to…
What’s for dinner tonight – disappointment and Cup Noodles again? We know you work 70 hours a week between at…
Hey Americans, Canadians, and Europeans! And any other Western culture thinking about making bugs a regular part of their diet…
KID: Alexa! Do you love me? ALEXA: I can not do that, but I can play some Lionel Richie songs…
New Year’s Eve party, right before midnight. Me: Why are you even here? Guy That I’m Into: I came here to…