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You see these leaves right here? Boom. Now they’re over there. How did I do it, you’re saying. Am I…
Tidal Power (That’s Calling From Inside the House!) It’s saving you a ton, but your house is terribly flooded. Also…
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. There were these teenagers and they were makin’ out in a car, okay,…
Dear Phantom (of the Opera), Last week, a friend took me to see your play for the first time. I’ve…
Welcome, Sound Cadets, to the other side of the wormhole. We’ve globe-trotted the multiverse looking for the finest deep-cut dark…
The Food and Drug Administration has issued a Halloween Candy Advisory for the following sweets and snacks. Many are believed…
I figured that the “Look Inside” feature on Amazon was a surefire way to basically sort all my shit out…
“Without music, life would be a mistake” – Friedrich Nietzsche Well, it looks like Mr. Nietzsche would have backpedaled on…
I ordered a sushi boat last night while I was drunk and I have to eat the leftovers tonight before…