I never considered myself a political animal. My philosophy has always been “all carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae are…
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One of the best ways to feel inspired and self-reflect is staring whimsically out your window with a sense of…
1. Today is the day your MoviePass card arrives. 2. The universe intended for your MoviePass card to be delivered tomorrow. 3. Or Friday.…
Them Fear is now a family, as Pennywise has returned from the grave and brought his blood-sucking, newly formed family…
As a longtime performance clown of suburban septic systems, I feel it’s necessary to clear the air. Not all sewer…
Tonight at 10:00 PM on the Elon Musk Network Celebrity robot Dita Andromeda, from New York, has kissed many an amphibian-bot in…
“What did you say, deary? Speak into my good ear.” “I know you asked me a question, but I just…
To my sweet guy: You may have some questions about what’s happening to your body. Your implanted brain is going…
EPA Senior Staff Meeting: February 1, 2100 New Trump Tower, Island of Philadelphia Chaired by Acting Director in light of…
The radical leftist group known as Antifa has featured prominently in the media as of late, but many people are…