Tidal Power (That’s Calling From Inside the House!) It’s saving you a ton, but your house is terribly flooded. Also…
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one. There were these teenagers and they were makin’ out in a car, okay,…
Dear Phantom (of the Opera), Last week, a friend took me to see your play for the first time. I’ve…
Welcome, Sound Cadets, to the other side of the wormhole. We’ve globe-trotted the multiverse looking for the finest deep-cut dark…
The Food and Drug Administration has issued a Halloween Candy Advisory for the following sweets and snacks. Many are believed…
I figured that the “Look Inside” feature on Amazon was a surefire way to basically sort all my shit out…
“Without music, life would be a mistake” – Friedrich Nietzsche Well, it looks like Mr. Nietzsche would have backpedaled on…
I ordered a sushi boat last night while I was drunk and I have to eat the leftovers tonight before…
1) Prune Face 2) Brownshirt 3) Snowflake 4) Walrus Man 5) RINO 6) Cosmopolitan 7) Amanaman 8) Squid Head 9) Cucservative 10) Dindu 11) Snaggletooth…
Halloween, as a young-ish adult, is generally about having fun, drinking, wearing tasteless costumes, and possibly sexing up the cutie…