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Them Fear is now a family, as Pennywise has returned from the grave and brought his blood-sucking, newly formed family…
As a longtime performance clown of suburban septic systems, I feel it’s necessary to clear the air. Not all sewer…
Tonight at 10:00 PM on the Elon Musk Network Celebrity robot Dita Andromeda, from New York, has kissed many an amphibian-bot in…
“What did you say, deary? Speak into my good ear.” “I know you asked me a question, but I just…
To my sweet guy: You may have some questions about what’s happening to your body. Your implanted brain is going…
EPA Senior Staff Meeting: February 1, 2100 New Trump Tower, Island of Philadelphia Chaired by Acting Director in light of…
The radical leftist group known as Antifa has featured prominently in the media as of late, but many people are…
My papa had just returned from the farm when I caught my first glimpse of Eyes Wide Shut. I stood…
It started out innocently. At first, when you stuck your hands under the faucet, the water wouldn’t turn on, so…