President-elect Donald Trump agreed to pay a $25 million settlement in lawsuits against Trump University. This, however, is not an…
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Last Thursday night, in the heated aftermath of the election in which a defective, all-orange piece of candy corn was…
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Late last night, we received the following op-ed from CBS CEO Les Moonves: As we near the end of this…
The inevitable has happened. You’ve elected a handsy traffic pylon with bad cholesterol as the president of this country. I’m…
In Lil Wayne’s song “Steady Mobbin”, the rapper goes into great detail over how much he rules the world. It’s…
Here at Robot Butt, we respect the quest for knowledge. With that in mind, here is a completely unedited list…
Good riddance, Halloween! While many fair-weather Satanists are still gorging themselves on Snickers and Jujubes, I’m preparing for a real…