Turns out I was just drafting a press release with better punctuation. A few days ago, I sat down to…
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Congratulations, citizens of America! You’ve just unboxed the all-new Democracy Lite™, the nation’s most streamlined, ahistorical, user-friendly approach to civic…
Big League batters, even White Sox hitters, universally clamor for parity with the Bronx Bombers. Yankee Torpedo Bats, shaped like…
Bond: So, the Americans have wet the bed again. M: I’m afraid so, 007. They’re calling it “SignalGate.” Bond: If…
NASHVILLE—Some of the nation’s top-selling country songwriters deliberated for 12 hours Friday about rhyming “whiskey” with “frisky,” ultimately deciding that…
Subject: Out of Office Until [?] Amazon Human Resources 3/30/25 RTO policy question Hello Cheryl, I hope you are having…
This week, Nintendo had its annual “Nintendo Direct,” the presentation where they reveal new games, exciting system updates, and any…
Trump’s new DEI elimination policy brings with it a series of historical revisions we will now be accepting and treating…
Are you ready to take your driving to the next level with a (I assume) versatile vehicle at a (I…
We are the White House, or as we like to call it, the White House Ad Agency (WHAA?!), a coalition…