Mr. Potter: I’m foreclosing on you, George. Nothing personal, except I hated your father and it gives me a nasty…
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Are you looking at your Christmas (that’s right, Christmas – we WON the war) tree this year and thinking, “My…
From: Ron.OConnell@DurkinHerd.com To: Employees of Durkin Herd Subject: Ground Rules for Our Fifth Annual Office Holiday Grab Bag Hey Everyone,…
Santa, Wow. What a year. Can you believe it? I’m the president! The ultimate winner! Are you jealous? It’s okay,…
It’s no secret that rap music is loaded with sexual innuendo. Some lyrics are more subtle than others; on the…
Whole Foods Checkout Girl: You see her every time you get groceries. You pine for her even though you know…
“If knowledge is not put into practice, it does not benefit one.”- Muhammad Tahir-ul-Qadri As you ponder those words, take…
(Note: Memo is written entirely in crayon) From: Donald Trump Subject: Implementation Status This memorandum serves as a reminder for…
Jean Georges is pleased to reveal the complete dinner menu, with water pairings, served to former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney…
Update Your Twitter Bio Your Twitter bio is very important because it is like your business card, but even more…