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We’re trying out a new column here at RB and it’s called The Test of Time. We’ll be periodically looking at…
“When you seek the glory of knowledge, only then will you have truly met God.” – Unknown With that inspiration…
Pageantry. Fans. Parties. Violence. Strength. Anger. Broken controllers. Impossible plays that could never happen in real life. These are just…
In the year of our Lord, 2016, the world has become a grotesque, real-life Mad Libs entry, evidenced most recently…
My new roommate is the worst. How am I going to survive this school year? Dealing with an annoying roommate…
This letter was received by the Robot Butt staff this week. It’s finally here. I can’t believe I only have…
As an avid post-massacre speech enthusiast, I approached President Obama’s latest address with an open mind. I really wanted to…
You marched around your living room during the Parade of Nations, you cried along with Ryan Held, but after days…
1) Where the hell is my wallet? 2) It fell between the seat during the movie I think but why isn’t it…