In the year of our Lord, 2016, the world has become a grotesque, real-life Mad Libs entry, evidenced most recently…
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My new roommate is the worst. How am I going to survive this school year? Dealing with an annoying roommate…
This letter was received by the Robot Butt staff this week. It’s finally here. I can’t believe I only have…
As an avid post-massacre speech enthusiast, I approached President Obama’s latest address with an open mind. I really wanted to…
You marched around your living room during the Parade of Nations, you cried along with Ryan Held, but after days…
1) Where the hell is my wallet? 2) It fell between the seat during the movie I think but why isn’t it…
Amidst the malaria, raw sewage, and shade thrown by Christ the Redeemer in Rio, thousands of adults are playing sports.…
Here is an unedited list of some of the best search terms used to find Robot Butt in July: breadsticks…
*That I assumed just by looking at him. Indiana Governor Mike Pence has recently hit the campaign trail with Donald…
Last week, Bill O’Reilly made the news by attempting to clarify First Lady Michelle Obama’s comments about slaves building the White…