I’m dripping wet. Bodily fluids waterfall through every crevice, determined and with terrifying purpose. Nothing around me but flesh. Pink,…
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It’s true. No matter how much you prayed – no matter how much you tried to bargain with God…it’s true.…
In which Tim spends the month watching horror movies on Netflix and recaps them for your pleasure. The little girl…
Here at Robot Butt, we take our sports seriously, just like how we take everything else seriously. There is no time…
Here’s the deal: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. So says Michael Douglas in that oft-quoted deconstruction/glamorization…
Over the weekend, Ohio State assistant strength and conditioning coach (and former player) Anthony Schlegel obliterated a fan who ran…
Geek War is a semi-regular dueling column between Tim Gaydos and Linton Lewis, where they argue over pop culture with varying…
Confession time. After trying really hard – probably more like medium-level hard; like morning-bus-ride-to-9th-grade hard – I admittedly don’t understand…
Our rights as Americans are being infringed upon on a daily basis. The latest case of this ongoing travesty comes…
The legend of Beowulf is so epic that it was passed down through generations through word of mouth before being…