Here’s the deal: Dr. Seuss was a pinko commie and I love him for it. Growing up, I, like most…
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Inevitably, death will come for us all. It will shake us from this mortal coil and force us to give…
Hurricane Odile wreaked some havoc in Mexico and the southwest United States last weekend, but can you really blame it?…
Demi Lovato, an apparent pop star I could never identify if I had a gun to my head despite seeing…
Here at Robot Butt, we’re just happy you found us, no matter how it came to be. That’s the kind…
We had a good run, America. We’ve shared a lot, and you will always have a special place in my…
It used to be thought impossible to spend $300 at Denny’s without your insides exploding from the extreme self-abuse. Until…
I stand by the notion that Nelly remains criminally underrated. And it’s largely because no one else is going around…
We could say that the people at Hershey’s made a grave error by designing a new logo that includes what…
Hi, Craig? Hey, if you have a minute, I was just hoping I could talk to you. No, it’s not…