Confession time. After trying really hard – probably more like medium-level hard; like morning-bus-ride-to-9th-grade hard – I admittedly don’t understand…
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Our rights as Americans are being infringed upon on a daily basis. The latest case of this ongoing travesty comes…
The legend of Beowulf is so epic that it was passed down through generations through word of mouth before being…
Here’s the deal: Dr. Seuss was a pinko commie and I love him for it. Growing up, I, like most…
Inevitably, death will come for us all. It will shake us from this mortal coil and force us to give…
Hurricane Odile wreaked some havoc in Mexico and the southwest United States last weekend, but can you really blame it?…
Demi Lovato, an apparent pop star I could never identify if I had a gun to my head despite seeing…
Here at Robot Butt, we’re just happy you found us, no matter how it came to be. That’s the kind…
We had a good run, America. We’ve shared a lot, and you will always have a special place in my…
It used to be thought impossible to spend $300 at Denny’s without your insides exploding from the extreme self-abuse. Until…