[The morning after Andy Dufresne’s escape attempt. Roll call. He still has not emerged from his cell.] GUARD CAPTAIN HADLEY:…
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Eat shit and die. We are going to body swap you and your teenage daughter, and then force her to…
“Avoid Taking Shite or Being Told to Feck Off” Rationalize that the first Guinness you drink will provide you a…
Your Saturday Cocktails & Game Night with your close and mutual friends that gradually turned into a fun kickback was…
1. You need to re-decorate the bedroom. Do you? a) Do it yourself because you’re not paying some bloke a…
“This will fly farther and more accurately,” said area man Chad Hester to a friend as they perused the disc…
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Boys, thanks for swarming on such short notice. We all know it’s brutal out there. A bloodbath. Other sales managers…
Bonjour Marie, As you know, I’m moving to your beautiful country from the US due to a recent promotion. My…
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