In the ever-evolving American bureaucracy, a seismic shift is underway. No longer are government workers gathering in crowded conference rooms…
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I just completed my fourth straight year of wearing the Icelandic necropants, and all I have to say is: HELL…
10. Disrespect Estrogen Individuals 9. Doesn’t Enjoy Immigrants tied w/ Does Employ Immigrants 8. Drunken Employee? In! 7. Does Enjoy…
I cheered when Mark Zuckerberg fired Meta’s fact-checkers. To hell with verifiable information. Bring on the unfettered whack-a-doodle-ry! If I…
Enough! Babies, where do you get off? you don’t get to hog everything! Look, just because you’re a baby, that…
From: Bosco.Roberts@AvoidLife.comTo: MarvinUlyssessFelds4563@gmail.comSubject line: Avoid things without the guilt and grief Dear Marvin, Do you have things you’ve been avoiding?…
If your school takes the SAT exam instead of the ACT, disregard this article and instead watch the 2004 teen…
The Great American Mall is a lesson in extinction. Discovered in Minnesotan suburbia in the 1950s, the species became endangered…
Last week, you all changed my life. I didn’t even know it was possible to feel so good, so confident…
Contrary to popular opinion, there are indeed times in which a baby is not a welcome site. 5. A Trash…