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If there’s one thing that can ruin a final visit and ensure the last impression of a relative sucks, it’s…
A steaming pile of faketion. Not too many people know this, but….When George Washington led his Continental Army across the…
My wife and I have no children. It’s for the best. We’re better off and so is the world. That’s…
Amelia Earhart: “My neck pillow, I find it impossible to sleep on the plane without it.” Vincent Van Gogh: “My…
1. You took your birth control pill 15 minutes late and you’re worried you’re pregnant, even though you haven’t had…
Sometimes when I cough people think I’m sneezing. This is a problem for me primarily because what almost always follows…
Health and Dental: Of course you want this insurance. It’s why you come to work and put up with people…
“Scheiße! The theory of relativity never prepared me for the frustration of opening this bag!” “If E=MC², then the mass…
Ever wondered if Ted Cruz won any of his high school’s ‘Most Likely To…’ superlatives? Of course, you have! Well,…