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Jeff lives at home. Despite graduating magna cum laude after four years at a highly-regarded university,and btw, piling up a…
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed? Been bit by the sadness bug? Does nothing really seemworth it…
Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. That’s why, after the…
Running out of time to cause a little mischief in the nursing home before you head out for good? Not…
Hello loyal stakeholders, Thank you all for coming to this press conference, and for allowing me the opportunity to address…
The Dark Elves who designed The East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta have added some new twists for the upcoming…
Aside from all the genocide, poverty, racism, sexism, and discrimination, it was a simpler, more innocent time growing up in…
FROM THE DESK OF DAWN CORLEONE (NO RELATION),DIRECTOR OF THE EDWARD TEACH HISTORICAL MUSEUM Dear museum staff, contributors, students of…
Hi there. This is Sherlock Holmes, a high-functioning sociopath who’s coincidentally labeled as the greatest detective of all time (Fuck…