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That’s right, enjoy your weight loss and new hobby resolutions, amateurs. I am going in a whole new direction this…
Hello wealthy animal lovers! If you are reading this, then I already know you have a huge heart and are…
I can see where this is going, and you know I don’t have the stomach for a second round of…
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Sources close to the White House are disclosing exciting news: a pizza party for all United States citizens is being…
Last year, I made a bold and daring New Year’s resolution: to finally start wearing the Icelandic necropants, and to…
Up On the Rooftop (Drip, Drip, Drip) Up on the rooftop, a foot of snow- You’re not used to seeing…
Alright, listen up. I’ve been hearing a lot of talk around town that the Pacini crime family is getting soft.…
A Conservative Christmas Horror Story for the 2020s “‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a…