Touch Grass. And not just when initially climbing out of the grave, either. Eat A Light Dinner. There’s a reason Lucy…
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*In order to protect the identities of the two boys, they will referred to simply as Head (H), and Legs…
Once, the iconic Mr. Rogers graciously welcomed newcomers to his neighborhood. Today, “Online Urban Mr. Rogers” requests your help providing…
When in the course of Feline events, it becomes necessary for one side to extend its claws and bitchswipe a…
July 4th was such a grand idea in the beginning. The birth of a new nation. You even penned a…
Dear Four-Eyes, At the risk of stating the obvious, I feel I must offer you some common-sense advice. Let’s start…
Remember these? They hold up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZnronVFyDE&t=3s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTXfAtckS3g
In 2018, Burger King had a limited time Burger that was dyed black and scientifically designed to cause literal nightmares.…
Hey, uh, so should I be, like, worried? This morning, when I went to open the door, I was suddenly…
In this life, it’s only fair that we all turn to something for a little bit of comfort. A baby…