“My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion Near, far, wherever you are (or aren’t) I believe that the heart…
Browsing: Articles
I’m so sorry, Ruth Bader Guitarsberg! That’s what I named you the moment your Amazon box arrived. Like RGB, you…
The burgeoning world of blockchain technology and decentralized currencies offers me, a rich white guy, a utopian future. On the blockchain, with no…
I, Carl Doink, have punched out five-eyed sharks on Jupiter’s icy moons. On Garalius-98, there’s a festival held in my…
On a drunken dare, I ate seven Chalupa Supremes and drank seven hard seltzers. That night, as I prayed at…
Thank you everyone for making it to this important in-person meeting. I assure you this could not have been an…
1. “His music is so good, though! I love the way he fantasizes about killing women and Satanism. It really…
As of today, more than fifty million Americans have received both doses of the vaccine and are considered fully immune…
My Dearest Diabetes, It’s been ten years we’ve spent together and in that seemingly immeasurable amount of time, my feelings…
Finding a gift dad will like is hard. Finding a gift he likes that doesn’t remind him that mom is…