In 2018, Burger King had a limited time Burger that was dyed black and scientifically designed to cause literal nightmares.…
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Hey, uh, so should I be, like, worried? This morning, when I went to open the door, I was suddenly…
In this life, it’s only fair that we all turn to something for a little bit of comfort. A baby…
Did you know, Fred and Wilma were the first American animated married couple, to be shown in bed together. I…
They REALLY didn’t want to do it. I built real website and found the only grocery vendor group in the…
A New England toddler has promised to unleash a “whirlwind of chaos” unless his nanny locates a toy he lost…
The following is an excerpt from the Spy Thriller Novel Weapon of Choice: A Daniel Crust Adventure. The full novel…
As the new patriarch of this family, it is now MY TURN to plan the annual family vacation. When I…
Dear Mom and Dad, It’s come to my attention that Aunt Suzy walked in on Cousin Leroy masturbating to a…
We are so thrilled to take a VERY short break from appropriate remembrances to celebrate YOU, you big fucking stupid…