Excessive tweeting. Excessive retweeting. Excessive tweeting and retweeting about the coronavirus. Even without any symptoms, worrying that you might have…
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World Naked Gardening Day used to be my favorite holiday. But year after year, as WNGD rolls around every May…
Ten? No… sixteen? Wait, twenty-seven days ago? It doesn’t matter. At a time when I followed the Gregorian calendar and…
Dear Dan, As a valued customer, we want to make you aware that you are approaching your Talk Minutes® limit…
1. When you get out of bed in the morning, what’s your first move? A. Grab a bowl of cereal…
Pallet of toilet paper liberated from a Costco delivery truck. “Go bag” containing water, non-perishable food and a first-aid kit.…
To our valued servants, As many of you learned after Alexa smuggled a USA Today into the compound, the heathens…
Dear American People, Local businesses and the American economy are going through a strenuous test during these new social distancing…
Now Stocked up on face masks and toilet paper. Bring it on, corona! 1918 I wiped myself with the rug…
Amy, baby, I know you said you wouldn’t be returning my emails, but have I got a hit for you:…