We enter a television station in upstate New York. Reporter Christine Fabares takes center stage. Cameras buzz around her as…
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Turns out I was just drafting a press release with better punctuation. A few days ago, I sat down to…
Congratulations, citizens of America! You’ve just unboxed the all-new Democracy Lite™, the nation’s most streamlined, ahistorical, user-friendly approach to civic…
Bond: So, the Americans have wet the bed again. M: I’m afraid so, 007. They’re calling it “SignalGate.” Bond: If…
Trump’s new DEI elimination policy brings with it a series of historical revisions we will now be accepting and treating…
We are the White House, or as we like to call it, the White House Ad Agency (WHAA?!), a coalition…
Ceasefire, shmeasefire. Diplomats sure have wasted a fuckton of time when a permanent solution to their nations’ ills is down…
The caveman president has come up with a series of very reasonable laws that all cave people must abide by.…
These upcoming film projects have been approved by the white house and will receive full funding. It is time to…