First and foremost, let me apologize for the plethora of mutilated pitbulls and miniature corgis and their families. It’s downright…
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Dear Your Majesty, I hear you trade babies in exchange for granting wishes. And so, I write with exciting news:…
I went to sleep with the pandemic surging and the vaccine rollout botched and the climate crisis getting worse, and…
Source: Taco Bell This morning, December 16th, Taco Bell put out an official press release to hype up the return…
Source: Steve Jurvetson Senator, I hope this letter and package of fine Amazon products finds you well. I’m writing today…
To President Donald J. Trump,We are the members of the Presidential One-Termer Club, an important group that prides itself on…
1. An unsupervised baby has access to weapons systems. 2. Regime change widely celebrated, also a boon for militias. 3.…
We have had enough. This was the last straw (literally, people, please, no more straws – I have cousins in…
Credit: Gage Skidmore Gather ’round, and let me tell you the story of the first Thanksgiving. But before I do…
1. Are you Pennsylvania? Because I plan to turn you(r balls) blue. 2. Call me Four Seasons Total Landscaping, because…