Hard to believe it’s already been four years since the last erection. And many of you aren’t too excited that there’s…
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Four years ago, I wrote a bit of Seinfeld fanfiction detailing the political leanings of the gang and their supporting…
Dianne Feinstein praises Lindsey Graham: “I just want to thank you. This has been one of the best set of…
What an interesting week this has been. Picture this: It’s a typical Wednesday night. I’m in the dumpster going to…
1) Your great-aunt and uncle get you a 1,000-piece puzzle for your birthday. “What fresh hell is this?” you think,…
November 1, 2020 Dear {FIRSTNAME LASTNAME}, Last night the Leftists reached a new low in their War against America. They…
“The president emerged from the White House, followed by a phalanx of aides and Secret Service agents as he made…
Speaking at the National Archives Museum, Mr. Trump vowed to counter what he called an emerging classroom narrative that “America…
1. Your dog barks at him. Contrary to popular belief, dogs are known to bark at mailmen not because they…
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the radical left Communists and anarchists aren’t just destroying our cities,…