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With Donald Trump’s latest outbreak of locker room banter, I realized, oftentimes, women don’t get to hear real locker room…
I don’t know why it took this long for people to finally denounce Donald Trump so thoroughly and publicly, but…
The GOP has really done it this time. Out of the many candidates to choose from, they managed to find…
Donald Trump is a meme from your uncle’s computer come to life, an oversized sack of medical waste someone put…
1. Donald Trump visits premier Long Island pumpkin patch in effort to lay low and blend in with the crowd…
Ted Cruz, the moldy hot dog Kramer ate at the Allen Theatre in Seinfeld, made a wonderful miscalculation last Friday by…
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In the year of our Lord, 2016, the world has become a grotesque, real-life Mad Libs entry, evidenced most recently…
This letter was received by the Robot Butt staff this week. It’s finally here. I can’t believe I only have…