It’s no secret that I have, on numerous occasions, publicly expressed pride in my penchant for tax avoidance. However, it’s…
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Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. That’s why, after the…
Name’s Walter. I’m 55 years old, proudly Republican, and I’m writing in strong opposition to the use of CRT TVs…
So, you want to start a war. Congratulations on your big decision! Unfortunately, war takes manpower and the overwhelming majority…
Every year, approximately 73 trillion sperm lose their lives to irresponsible ejaculations across the United States. This growing trend has…
[Editor’s Note: The following is an excerpt from an interview conducted by the Select Committee to Investigate the Destruction of…
Honey Bear, my love. Take a seat on one of the tree stumps over here. Me and the cubs wanted…
It happened again. Another school shooting. Another gun massacre. And I, for one, am fed up. I don’t know why…
It feels like every day brings a new, unimaginably huge disaster – some new variant in this endless pandemic, a…
While attending this event, please remember that you are a distinguished member of a high-profile political party that is ostensibly…