In a massive win for science, we gave 10-year-old Timmy Buckets a non-alcoholic beer and the keys to a 2007…
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“The probability of one chimp constructing a random sentence (from Shakespeare) comes in at one in 10 million billion billion,…
Contamination in a facility that manufactures baseball bats has led to some unusual medical side affects among Major League bat…
Attention: Physical Review Letters Editor Dear Editor, We are submitting our manuscript entitled “For Efficient Use of Daily Time: more…
For July 26, 2024 Capricorn — you’re the G.O.A.T, Capricorn, and by that we mean Growing Old And Tired. Aim…
Hey. It’s me. The wombat whose perfect, square-shaped turds you heard about. Maybe you first saw me on the Discovery…
My dad can beat up your dad. For most adults, hearing this infamous phrase brings us back to our youth.…