Summer is upon us, a polychromatic explosion of life reviving our feebly aspirating, wilted souls. You know what that means…
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Good afternoon. Yes, it’s me Science. I know what you’re thinking. “Eww! Science is a girl?!” Listen, if God can…
I don’t care what your Christmas plans are. They’re done. Cancel them. There is no room for Christmas cheer or…
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For 150 million years I’ve laid here. Covered beneath heaps of dirt and rocks and so many bugs. Patiently waiting…
Listen here, you whiners – I’ve had it up to my mountains with all of your complaining about winter. You…
1. Gilbert Gottfried impersonating a dial-up modem. 2. A drunken man attempting to play Taylor Swift songs with a vuvuzela.…
You’ve probably heard that virtual reality is all the rage these days, but did you know that before VR, there…