In an unprecedentedly bold move, a group of Big Pharma execs pushed for the permanent inclusion of at least four…
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With all these nicknamed evil-doers running rampant, you can never be too sure if that word you overheard is the…
“Scheiße! The theory of relativity never prepared me for the frustration of opening this bag!” “If E=MC², then the mass…
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This is your Captain, Jean-Luc Picard speaking. It has come to my attention that the holodeck has been in unusually…
Absorb your beverage through osmosis. Snort your drink like you’re in the bathroom of Studio 54. Instead of drinking your…
Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. That’s why, after the…
BELMAR, NJ-Citing the complete and total control they hold over the deep, all humans earlier today were in utter disbelief…
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Let’s get this out of the way right now: YES, I know I can predict the future using psychohistory and…